Army Boy: “I’m wearing my princess Leia slave outfit to the premier.”
Where’s Waldo: “Are all people named Bill crazy? Every one I’ve met has been a bit off.”
Where’s Waldo: “Wow. Al Gore sure has gotten pudgy.”
C-Dog: If I were a single man I’d already have my condom on.
Clitorius: maybe tequila and cornhole will loosen things up
JG: We need to change out so-and-so’s picture for mine
JG: I sent you a photo
Billy Fields: Why is there a shirt in this photo?
JG: I wasn’t dancing at that time
Willy Boy: Sometimes you just need to give your computer a blowjob.
Big G: If you wake up in the morning and have a nice slice of baby with your breakfast, you just kind of get used to it after a while.
Billiam: “Mein Kampf was pretty poetic.”
Peter Pie: “Whenever I touch something it gets huge.”