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Princess Leia

December 16th, 2015 | No Comments | Posted in Army Boy

Army Boy: “I’m wearing my princess Leia slave outfit to the premier.”

Bill

August 19th, 2015 | No Comments | Posted in Where's Waldo

Where’s Waldo: “Are all people named Bill crazy? Every one I’ve met has been a bit off.”

Al Gore

August 14th, 2015 | No Comments | Posted in Where's Waldo

Where’s Waldo: “Wow. Al Gore sure has gotten pudgy.”

Condom

January 13th, 2014 | No Comments | Posted in Uncategorized

C-Dog:   If I were a single man I’d already have my condom on.

Tequila and Cornhole

August 23rd, 2013 | No Comments | Posted in Clitorius

Clitorius:   maybe tequila and cornhole will loosen things up

Wasn’t Dancing

November 14th, 2012 | No Comments | Posted in John Gregory

JG: We need to change out so-and-so’s picture for mine
JG: I sent you a photo
Billy Fields: Why is there a shirt in this photo?
JG: I wasn’t dancing at that time

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Computer Blowjob

March 9th, 2012 | No Comments | Posted in Willy Boy

Willy BoySometimes you just need to give your computer a blowjob.

Baby Breakfast

December 8th, 2011 | No Comments | Posted in Big G

Big G: If you wake up in the morning and have a nice slice of baby with your breakfast, you just kind of get used to it after a while.

Poetry

July 27th, 2011 | No Comments | Posted in Billiam

Billiam: “Mein Kampf was pretty poetic.”

Touching

July 13th, 2011 | No Comments | Posted in Peter Pie

Peter Pie: “Whenever I touch something it gets huge.”